Texas man buys Dude Wipes. Then he takes a closer look at the packaging—but it’s too late: ‘I didn’t even realize what I bought’

‘I would not wish this…on my worst enemy.’

A Texas man gets the surprise of his lifetime after using what he believes are his usual Dude Wipes. Here’s what went wrong.

TikTok creator Pistol Pete (@pistol_petes) posted a video from his porcelain torture chamber. “I would not wish this [expletive] on my worst enemy,” he says to start the video.

Pistol Petes pulls out his pack of Dude Wipes to show the audience what’s wrong. “So, I got these right?” he says. “And tell me why I feel like I ate a [expletive]ton of jalapeños or something, bro. My [expletive]’s on fire. And then I look.”

Introducing Dude Wipes MentHOLE Scent

The package of Dude Wipes that Pistol Pete is holding isn’t filled with the standard wipes. Instead, it is a package of the new MentHOLE scent, which is menthol-infused. The package kind of speaks for itself, honestly. “Feel the tingle,” the tagline reads.

“Bro, who the [expletive] wants these?” he says. “I’ve gotta get rid of these.”

“Gotta pay attention to labels, for real,” he writes in the caption.

In the comments section of the video, viewers weighed in on Dude Wipes, the MentHOLE scene, and Pistol Pete’s mishap.

“Dude Wipes are crazy,” wrote one person. “Like, why can’t y’all just buy baby wipes?”

“MentHOLE is insane,” a second person said.

“This is reminding me of Honeypot pads with the mint cooling effect,” a third person wrote. “I felt like my [bottom half] was breathing with ice after chewing gum and drinking McDonald’s Sprite.”

Others simply commented on the awkward floor plan of Pistol Pete’s apartment. “All that poop air by the stove, good Lord,” one joked.

What Is Going on with Dude Wipes MentHOLE?

Dude Wipes come in Fragrance Free, Mint Chill, Herbal Relief, Shea Butter Smooth, Odor Destroyer, MentHOLE, Coffee, Poopsicle, and Medicated. The scented wipes contain various extracts and oils that are meant to soothe and freshen the area.

When it comes to the MentHOLE scent, the website describes it as giving “your hole a buzz. Menthol infused for an XXtreme clean you can feel.” The wipes are supposed to deliver “a crisp menthol feel and a next level cooling sensation.”

According to trade magazine Tissue Online North America, the new MentHOLE scent was introduced around the new year, and it is apparently the “most intense” that Dude Wipes has ever produced. It is characterized by the chilling effect created by the menthol.

Not everyone agrees with Pistol Pete’s review. Influencer Anthony Alfredo posted an Instagram video about the scent three weeks ago and said it put an extra “pep” in his step.

In the comments section, one person said, “First time using these had my butt crack feeling like a menthol Camel Crush. I would say do not use these if you have sensitive skin or sensory sensitivities, because it felt like I had dropped trou and slid down a glacier. Can’t imagine if I had used these on my pocketbook.”

AllHipHop contacted Pistol Pete via TikTok comment and direct message for comment. We also contacted Dude Wipes via email for comment. We will update this story if either party responds.

@pistol_petes Gotta pay attention to labels fr #fyp ♬ original sound – Pistol Pete

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